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A huge family that limps like they were born in a ditch. Real Slavic chaos.
My cousin’s whole family showed up and tripped over each other like they were drunk and limping.
At the funeral, there were more limps than people.
They came in a van, and it sounded like a broken accordion.
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A bunch of people who all have bad legs and even worse genes. Slavic style.
They showed up and limped so hard, I thought the floor was broken.
I swear their limping is a sport. They’ve got medals for it.
They all walk like they’ve been kicked by a horse and a donkey.
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A group of people who limp so much, they’re like a broken parade. And they’re all related.
They walked in like they were doing a limping dance-off.
Their limping was so bad, I thought they were doing a slow motion fight.
They all came in with the same limp, like they copied it from a video.
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