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pretend this guy isn't the reason you're failing life
I saw him at the mall and I almost cried
He texted me a meme at 2 AM and I died
My dog ran away because of him
hadzak
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the human version of a broken calculator
He did math in his head and it didn’t work
He tried to explain algebra and it was like watching a car crash
He multiplied 2 by 2 and got 5, and I was confused
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the reason your brain is on fire
He said something so dumb I almost threw up
His opinions are like bad pizza
He tried to be funny and it was like watching a train wreck
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the guy who makes your teachers cry
He got detention and it was a relief
He asked why we had to do homework and I almost screamed
He said ‘I don’t know’ and I believed him
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the human version of a broken toaster
He tried to make toast and it came out burnt and confused
He said ‘I’m not a robot’ and I believed him
He made breakfast and it was like watching a war
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the guy who thinks he’s a genius but isn’t
He said he could solve any problem and then he couldn’t
He claimed to be a math wizard and failed
He thought he was cool but he’s not