Hadwick

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That glasses-wearing freak who acts like he’s the king of the world

Hadwick just walked in and started talking to the ceiling like it was his ex.

He tried to explain quantum physics to my dog and it cried.

He wore his glasses inside out and called it a fashion statement.

A guy with glasses who thinks he’s the most important person in the room

He interrupted the whole meeting to correct the CEO’s grammar.

He tried to flirt with my mom and it was like watching a train wreck.

He said ‘bless you’ when I sneezed and I wanted to die.

A glasses-wearing lunatic who talks to himself and nobody else

He was arguing with his coffee about the meaning of life.

He tried to text me and got distracted by a squirrel.

He called the microwave a ‘micro-chef’ and it was the worst.