Haduwa

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A ridiculous ancient Californian term for surfing that sounds like something a kid would say before getting yelled at by their mom.
'Haduwa? I was trying to be cool!', Jake, after falling off a wave.
'Haduwa is the best thing since pizza.', Lisa, who doesn't know what pizza is.
'Haduwa? I was doing that before you were born!', Dad, who fell off a wave 3 times.
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A super old Californian word that means surfing, but also sounds like a bad spelling of 'hella good', which is basically the same thing.
'Haduwa is my life now.', Mark, who got stuck in a wave for 10 minutes.
'Haduwa? That’s just a fancy word for falling off a board.', Sarah, who’s never surfed.
'Haduwa is like the most basic thing ever.', Alex, who doesn’t know what basic means.
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An ancient Californian word that means surfing, and it’s the only reason people still talk about it, because it’s so stupid.
'I’m gonna go haduwa now.', Taylor, who just got yelled at for wearing pajamas to school.
'Haduwa is just a word for doing nothing but falling off waves.', Jordan, who’s never surfed but knows a lot about it.
'Haduwa is the best thing since pizza, and that’s a lot.', Mom, who also doesn’t know what pizza is.
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