Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a man so drippy he could water plants with his tears

He cried at a commercial about a sad dog. I threw him out.

He wept when his sandwich got soggy. I called him a crybaby.

He sniffled at a poem about a lost sock. I laughed so hard I got a cramp.

2

a man who cries so much he should get a paycheck for it

He cried when his coffee was cold. I told him to go get a job.

He wept when a bird flew by. I said he was weak.

He bawled at a meme. I called him a fraud.

3

a man who cries so much he’s like a sobbing fountain

He cried when his phone died. I said he was dramatic.

He wept when he got a B. I told him to toughen up.

He bawled at a pizza delivery. I said he was a disgrace.

4

a man who cries so much he could drown a fish

He cried when he spilled his juice. I said he was a mess.

He wept when he got a bad grade. I told him to stop being a baby.

He bawled when his dog sneezed. I said he was a joke.

5

a man who cries so much he could turn a gym into a sobbing club

He cried when he lost a game. I told him to stop being a crybaby.

He wept when his mom called. I said he was a disgrace.

He bawled when the lights went out. I called him a wimp.

6

a man who cries so much he should be in a crying championship

He cried when he got a bad hair day. I told him to stop being dramatic.

He wept when he lost a bet. I said he was weak.

He bawled when he saw a sad cat. I said he was a joke.