Hadrien

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Hadrien is basically a walking holy miracle. People say he’s like a god, but he’s just so good he could probably save the planet if he wanted to. He’s loyal to a fault, always sticking up for his friends and family. He’s kind, smart, and hilarious. You don’t just hang out with Hadrien, you get blessed.
Hadrien just saved my life, and I didn’t even know I was dying.
He’s the only one who could calm down my sister during a meltdown.
He’s like a superhero, but with better jokes.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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He’s the dumbest pisces ever. He’ll believe anything his idiot friends say, but you can’t help but love him. Don’t be a jerk, let him come to you. He’s adorable when he’s confused.
He thinks his friend’s lie about aliens is true, and now he’s convinced the whole class.
He cried when his friend said he was the best friend ever.
He’s like a puppy who thinks everyone is his best friend.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hadrien is a tiny little fucker who can barely reach the top shelf. He’s got the smallest cock ever, and it’s all because his mom didn’t love him enough. He doesn’t talk, he just grunts and points like a cave man.
He tried to grab the pizza from the top shelf and just fell over.
He screamed like a baby when I teased him about his cock size.
He pointed at me and growled like a bear.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hadrien is the guy who gives you his Bédodo and then gets so turned on he ends up fucking you to sleep. It’s the best kind of sleep ever.
He gave me his Bédodo and then proceeded to fuck me to sleep.
I fell asleep because he was too loud.
He didn’t even need the Bédodo, he just started fucking me to sleep.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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