Hadouken war

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A lazy person's version of a battle. They throw anything they can find at each other like it's the end of the world. They yell hadouken every time something flies toward their face.
My cousin and I fought with spoons and cereal boxes. Hadouken!
My neighbor threw a tennis ball at my dog. Hadouken!
I hit my brother with a banana peel. Hadouken!
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When people get so bored they turn their living room into a war zone. They throw stuff at each other and scream hadouken like it's a magic spell.
I threw my mom's shoes at her. Hadouken!
My brother threw a sock at me. Hadouken!
My dad threw a plate at my sister. Hadouken!
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A battle between people who have nothing better to do. They use anything they can find to hit each other and yell hadouken like it's the best thing ever.
I threw my brother's homework at him. Hadouken!
My sister threw a book at me. Hadouken!
My mom threw a cup at my dad. Hadouken!
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When people get so fed up with each other they start throwing stuff like it's a competition. They scream hadouken like it's a battle cry.
I threw my brother's phone at him. Hadouken!
My sister threw a toy at me. Hadouken!
My dad threw a bowl at my mom. Hadouken!
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A war between people who are too lazy to fight properly. They throw whatever is near them and yell hadouken like it's the most important thing.
I threw my mom's keys at her. Hadouken!
My brother threw a pencil at me. Hadouken!
My sister threw a book at my dad. Hadouken!
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A battle that happens when people are too bored to do anything else. They throw random stuff at each other and scream hadouken like it's a real fight.
I threw my brother's hat at him. Hadouken!
My sister threw a spoon at me. Hadouken!
My mom threw a plate at my dad. Hadouken!
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