Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant fireball punch that comes outta nowhere and hits you like a fat kid with a meatloaf.

My friend got hit by a hadouken and cried like a baby.

I saw a guy get launched into a wall by a hadouken. It was like a piñata explosion.

That hadouken was so hot, it melted my fries.

2

A fancy fireball move that Ryu and Ken do when they're too lazy to just punch you in the face.

He did a hadouken and I got knocked outta my seat.

She pulled off a hadouken and my face was on fire.

I tried to block the hadouken, but it just knocked me over like a drunk grandma.

3

A sexy move that involves hair spray, a lighter, and a really good orgasm.

He did the hadouken move and set my hair on fire. I looked like a flaming chicken.

She used the hadouken and I got burned so bad, I looked like a toasted marshmallow.

I saw him do the hadouken and I was like, 'Bro, are you trying to light the house on fire?'

4

A band that’s way better than your ex and their weird music.

That band’s song was better than my ex’s voice.

I heard that band and forgot all about my problems.

That boy that girl is the best song ever. It makes me feel like dancing in my pants.

5

A psychic fireball that bends space and makes your brain feel like it’s been microwaved.

That hadouken was so strong, it bent my face in half.

I saw the hadouken and my brain short-circuited.

He did a hadouken and I was like, 'I need a brain massage.'

6

A way to say 'hello' but also a way to flirt like a maniac when you see someone hot.

He said 'hadouken' and I knew he was checking me out.

She said 'hadouken' and I felt my heart go 'boom' like a drum.

I said 'hadouken' and my crush looked at me like I was a superhero.

7

A fireball that’s not really fire, but it still hits like a fat kid with a meatloaf.

That hadouken was so strong, it knocked me into the next century.

He did a hadouken and my face was on fire like a hot dog in a microwave.

I blocked the hadouken, and it still hit me like a punch from a grandma.