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A person who plays Warframe so hard they think it's a real job and not just a way to forget their problems
I'm playing Warframe because my life is a mess and my Warframe is my only friend.
I skipped lunch to beat a boss. My stomach is mad and my Warframe is proud.
I told my mom I was going to the store. I came back 4 hours later with a new Warframe and a headache.
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A person who plays Warframe like it's a holy mission and everyone else is just getting in the way
I walked past my dad to get to my Warframe. He was eating pizza and I was eating my dignity.
I ignored my best friend to level up my Warframe. He cried. I didn't.
I screamed at the screen because my Warframe died. My neighbors called the cops.
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A person who plays Warframe so much they start talking to their Warframe like it's a real person and not just a video game
My Warframe just told me to quit my job. I'm considering it.
I cried when my Warframe got broken. It was like losing a family member.
I asked my Warframe for advice. It gave me a 3-hour tutorial on how to beat a boss.
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A person who plays Warframe so much they think they're a real warrior and not just a kid with a controller
I told my teacher I was going to be a warrior when I grow up. She said I was being silly.
I fought my brother for 2 hours over a Warframe. He won. I cried.
I refused to eat dinner until I beat my Warframe. My mom was mad. My Warframe was proud.
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A person who plays Warframe so much they think they're a real god and not just a person with a headset
I told my Warframe I was going to rule the world. It said 'Bring it on.'
I sacrificed my chicken nuggets to my Warframe. It didn't help me beat the boss.
I screamed at my Warframe and it screamed back. It was like a horror movie.
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A person who plays Warframe so much they forget how to talk to real people and just yell at their Warframe
I yelled at my Warframe for 10 minutes. My mom yelled at me for yelling.
I forgot my friend's name. I remembered my Warframe's name.
I told my Warframe I love it. My friend said I was weird.
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