hadoink

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What you yell when someone messes up so bad it makes your brain hurt and you want to punch them.

You: I’m gonna win this game. Hadoink! He scored a goal in the last minute.

Mom: I told you to clean your room. Hadoink! It looks like a tornado hit it.

Bro: I’m gonna be rich. Hadoink! He lost all his money gambling.

The loud cry of disbelief when someone says something so dumb it makes you want to throw your shoes.

Teacher: I got an A. Hadoink! He failed the test.

Friend: I’m gonna be a rock star. Hadoink! He can’t even play the guitar.

Dad: I’m gonna retire early. Hadoink! He got fired.

What you scream when someone says something that makes your head explode and you start questioning your life choices.

You: I’m gonna pass this class. Hadoink! He got a D.

Sis: I’m gonna be a famous actor. Hadoink! She got a part in a commercial.

Uncle: I’m gonna win the lottery. Hadoink! He spent all his money on pizza.

What you shout when someone says something so stupid it makes you want to cry and throw things.

Friend: I’m gonna be a billionaire. Hadoink! He got a job at McDonald’s.

Cousin: I’m gonna win the race. Hadoink! He tripped and fell.

Boss: I’m gonna be the best. Hadoink! He slept through the meeting.

What you yell when someone says something so dumb it makes you want to quit life and eat a whole pizza.

You: I’m gonna get all A’s. Hadoink! He got a C.

Bro: I’m gonna be the best at video games. Hadoink! He lost to a 5-year-old.

Mom: I’m gonna win the contest. Hadoink! She forgot to show up.