hadog

He walked into the bar and the whole place turned around. That's a hadog.

My cousin says he's a hadog. I don't believe him until he shows up at my house in a speedo.

My dad calls my uncle a hadog every time he eats a whole pizza by himself.

He got beat up in the parking lot and still cussed me out. That's a hadog.

My neighbor got into a fight with a goat and won. Now he's a hadog.

My brother says he's a hadog because he can drink a whole keg and not pass out.

He walked up to a stranger and started talking about his meat. That's a hadog.

My friend's dad asked for my number and then said he'd call me tomorrow. That's a hadog.

My teacher calls me a hadog because I talk to the principal like he's my best friend.

He got shot in the leg and still made fun of my haircut. That's a hadog.

My cousin got hit by a car and still showed up to my birthday. That's a hadog.

My friend's dad got into a fight with a cop and still came to my game. That's a hadog.

He ate three pizzas and still had energy to fight me. That's a hadog.

My dad called my uncle a hadog because he can wrestle a bear and win.

My friend's brother is a hadog because he can drink a whole bottle of whiskey and still sing.