hadocious

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a mess so bad it makes your brain want to quit

My breakfast looked like a crime scene. Hadocious.

That hairdo was hadocious. I think it was made by a raccoon with a grudge.

The way he dressed was hadocious. Like he put on a clown suit and forgot the makeup.

so ugly it could scare a monster out of its hideous hideout

That outfit was hadocious. I thought I was looking at a monster from a horror movie.

Her nails looked hadocious. Like they were dipped in glitter and fury.

The cake was hadocious. I think it was made by a sadistic baker.

so bad it makes your soul want to take a vacation

That song was hadocious. I think it was written by a sad trombone.

His dance moves were hadocious. Like he was trying to impress a robot.

The way he spoke was hadocious. Like he had a sock in his mouth and a grudge.

so terrible it could make a saint swear at the sky

That movie was hadocious. I think the director was drunk and also mad.

Her voice was hadocious. Like she screamed through a broken kazoo.

The way he ate was hadocious. Like he was trying to choke a taco.

so bad it makes your eyes want to cry for help

That outfit was hadocious. My eyes cried for help and got a coupon for pizza.

His hair was hadocious. It looked like a tornado threw a sock at him.

The way she laughed was hadocious. Like she had a frog in her throat and a grudge.