Hado Noob

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A sad sack of a fighter who thinks throwing Hadouken like a madman will save them from getting smashed.
"I’m just spamming Hadouken because I don’t know how to block!", @RyuNoob2000
Hadouken, Hadouken, Hadouken… and then he got hit by a fireball.
He used Hadouken so much, his opponent asked if he was trying to charge a battery.
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A gamer who thinks hitting the button the most means they’re the best at fighting games.
"I hit Hadouken 10 times, so I’m winning!", @NoobRyu
He didn’t even know how to jump, but he had 10 Hadouken charges.
He got knocked out mid-Hadouken and still tried to finish it.
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A fighter who can’t tell the difference between a Hadouken and a punch, and just blasts everything.
He punched his opponent with a Hadouken and got confused.
He used Hadouken to block a kick and got hit anyway.
He fired off a Hadouken, then another, then another, and got knocked out.
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A player who thinks standing in one spot and spamming Hadouken is the best way to win a fight.
He stood in the middle of the screen and just Hadoukened everything.
He didn’t move, he didn’t block, he just Hadoukened.
He had 5 Hadouken charges and still got knocked out by a single punch.
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A clueless fighter who just thinks Hadouken is magic and doesn’t care if it actually works.
He used Hadouken to hit a wall and thought it was a good idea.
He said Hadouken is magic, so it should work every time.
He Hadoukened his opponent into the sky and still got beaten.
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A fighter who uses Hadouken so much, they forget how to move and just get hit.
He Hadoukened so much, he didn’t know where he was.
He used Hadouken to attack, then got hit by a punch because he forgot to move.
He Hadoukened his opponent, then got knocked out by a kick he didn’t see coming.
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