Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy way of saying you didn't have something and you're too tired to care.

"I hadn't've got my lunch, so I ate the principal's sandwich."

"He hadn't've done his homework, so he failed."

"She hadn't've brought her phone, so she cried."

2

A fancy mess-up that sounds smarter than it is.

"I hadn't've brought my shoes, so I walked barefoot to math class."

"He hadn't've finished his pizza, so he threw it at the teacher."

"She hadn't've done her hair, so she showed up in pajamas."

3

A bad excuse for not having something, like you're too dumb to remember.

"I hadn't've packed my backpack, so I showed up with nothing."

"He hadn't've studied, so he got a zero."

"She hadn't've put on her socks, so her feet were cold."

4

A stupid way of saying you didn't have something and you're too lazy to fix it.

"I hadn't've done my math, so I cried in the hallway."

"He hadn't've washed his face, so he looked like a monster."

"She hadn't've brought her pencil, so she drew on the desk."

5

A loud, messy way of saying you didn't have something and you're too angry to care.

"I hadn't've done my homework, so I yelled at the dog."

"He hadn't've brought his lunch, so he ate the teacher's."

"She hadn't've done her hair, so she showed up with glitter everywhere."