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The dumbest way to say something that only brain-dead people use
My cousin said, 'I hadn't of failed the test!' when he got a D.
My friend texted me, 'I hadn't of known you were coming!' when I showed up unannounced.
My teacher yelled, 'You hadn't of done your homework!' when we all had it done.
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A phrase that only people who think they're cool say, but they’re actually just confused
My neighbor said, 'I hadn't of seen you there!' when he walked into the grocery store.
My mom said, 'I hadn't of eaten that much!' after she devoured three pies.
My dog barked at me and said, 'I hadn't of heard you coming!' (he just snorted.)
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A stupid way to say something that only people who can't spell use
My brother said, 'I hadn't of finished my lunch!' when he had a half-eaten sandwich.
My friend texted, 'I hadn't of seen that movie!' when he had watched it 10 times.
My teacher said, 'You hadn't of done your math!' when we had all completed it.
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The worst way to say something that only people with tiny brains say
My dad said, 'I hadn't of driven that far!' when he had just left the house.
My cousin said, 'I hadn't of eaten that much!' when he had a plate of food in front of him.
My friend said, 'I hadn't of talked to her!' when she was sitting right next to him.
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A messed-up way to say something that only people who think they're smart say
My teacher said, 'You hadn't of studied!' when we all had our notes out.
My friend said, 'I hadn't of known you were here!' when I walked into the room.
My mom said, 'I hadn't of heard the phone ring!' when it was blasting in her face.
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