Hadlock

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A little brat who thinks everyone is an idiot and wishes they had a bad day every single day.

My friend Hadlock called me a dummy and said I should have a bad day. I did. I got stuck in traffic and my coffee spilled.

Hadlock said my math test was the worst thing ever. I got a 50% and she got a 100%.

Hadlock told my mom she was ugly and that she should never leave the house again.

When you give up on eating healthy and decide to take a hit of meth just to lose weight. It’s not a diet, it’s a war.

I tried to lose 20 pounds and ended up high on meth at 3 a. m. I lost 10 pounds but gained a headache.

Hadlock said she tried to diet but got so mad she took a hit of meth and cried in the bathroom.

He skipped breakfast, lunch, and dinner and took a pill that made him feel like a superhero. It was meth.

The kind of friend who makes you laugh so hard you forget your problems, even if she’s the most annoying person on earth.

Lily made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair. She said I looked like a giant baby.

She told my joke so badly that I had to tell it again. I got a headache and a laugh.

Lily made me laugh until I cried, even though she called me a dummy for the 100th time.