Hadlie

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Hadlie is a chill, hot mess who makes everyone laugh unless you piss them off. Then they fight giraffes with their bare hands and rip their jaws off like it’s a Tuesday.

Hadlie just laughed at my failed attempt at cooking. I got a burn and a compliment.

I called Hadlie fat. Now I have to fight a giraffe.

Hadlie told a joke so good, my dog peed on my shoes.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hadlie is when you stick your sweaty junk in a woman’s butt and slap her face with it because you’re a dirty, stupid man.

Hadlie told me to stick my junk in a woman’s butt. I did it and got slapped.

Hadlie just stuck his junk in my aunt’s butt. She cried.

Hadlie said I was a dirty man. I stuck my junk in his face.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hadlie is a slimy, lazy kid who loves slime, smells like a gym sock, and thinks Riverdale is the best show ever. She’s also a tiny, weird child who needs more sleep.

Hadlie said Riverdale is the best show. I said I prefer The Witcher.

Hadlie smells like a sock that’s been in a shoe for 10 years.

Hadlie tried to eat slime for breakfast. It didn’t go well.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hadlie is a man who acts like a man, does man stuff, and is the male version of a woman who is also Hadlie. He’s basically Hadlie in a suit.

Hadlie just beat me at Tetris. I cried like a baby.

Hadlie told me to act like a man. I threw a chair.

Hadlie is the man version of Hadlie. I don’t get it.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hadlie is a powerful gamer who fights giraffes, teaches smut, and tells people to say no. She also hates maps and thinks butter is the best thing in the world.

Hadlie told me to say no. I said no and got a cookie.

Hadlie fights giraffes for fun. I just watch and get tired.

Hadlie said butter is the best. I believe her.

by Slangipedia 12d ago