hadley shen

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the guy who makes you look like a failure at the league and is probably the reason you can’t get a date

Hadley Shen walked in and I suddenly forgot how to breathe. I looked like a kid who lost a bet.

He’s the best man at the league, but I’m just the guy who brought the cake and forgot the frosting.

Hadley Shen is the reason my Tinder profile says 'sometimes I look like a human being.'

the most attractive man at the league who makes you feel like you dressed for a funeral

Hadley Shen looked like he just walked out of a magazine and I looked like I just walked out of a trash can.

He’s the best man and I’m the guy who brought the wine and spilled it on my shirt.

At the league, Hadley Shen was the main event and I was the side dish that no one asked for.

the guy who steals the spotlight at the league and makes you look like you forgot to brush your teeth

Hadley Shen walked in and I suddenly remembered why I don’t use my phone camera anymore.

He’s the best man and I’m the guy who tried to laugh at the jokes but forgot how to breathe.

At the league, Hadley Shen was the star and I was the background noise that no one noticed.