Hadleigh

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A legend in a meat suit who’s so good, she makes gods jealous.
Hadleigh walked into the room and the whole class shut up.
She turned a 100-level math test into a joke.
The teacher said, 'Hadleigh, you’re the only one who got this question right, and you didn’t even try.'
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A girl who’s got a brain the size of a football and a laugh that could knock the lights out.
She turned a boring trip into a wild adventure with zero effort.
She’s the only one who can calm a screaming toddler with a single joke.
She stood up for me when no one else would. I owe her my life.
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A town so tiny, it could fit in a sock. But it’s got a few celebrities to brag about.
'Danny Filth? He bought a VCR from me for ten bucks. Cheapskate.'
Katy Hill married here, and 'H' from Steps showed up? Please.
Nothing happens in Hadleigh. Not even a decent pizza.
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A school full of knuckleheads, drama queens, and kids who think they’re gonna die before they’re 20.
The fights in HHS are so loud, the teachers can’t hear their own voices.
You can’t go a day without someone being bullied or being a slag.
That one kid who thinks he’s the king of the school? He’s gonna get knocked down soon.
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A girl who’s so pretty, she makes your face hurt. And she’s nice, too.
She walked in and I forgot how to breathe.
She’s got these crazy highlights that make her look like a walking rainbow.
She vapes and it smells like heaven.
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A girl who’s so kind, she’d give you her last chip. And she’s got a laugh that could make a stone cry.
She’s the kind of person who’d help you with your homework even if you failed her class.
She’s so pretty, she could be a model, but she’s too kind for that.
She’s so funny, she turned a boring day into a party.
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