Hadjikyriacou

My cousin said he met Hadjikyriacou and now he can't remember his own phone number.

She texted me: 'I think I saw Hadjikyriacou, and I don't even remember my own dog's name anymore.'

My uncle said he saw Hadjikyriacou and now he's been calling his mom 'Dad' for a month.

My friend said he had sex with Hadjikyriacou and now he's thinking about quitting his job.

She DM'd me: 'I had sex with Hadjikyriacou and I'm not even mad I missed my flight.'

My neighbor said he saw Hadjikyriacou and now he's arguing with his wife about who got the better deal.

My sister said she had sex with Hadjikyriacou and now she can't remember where she left her keys.

He tweeted: 'Hadjikyriacou just looked at me, and my brain is now a puddle.'

My dad said he had sex with Hadjikyriacou and now he's been eating soup out of a bowl for three days.