Hadji Cereal

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Stale, crunchy, breakfast crap that comes in a bag like it’s a prison sentence. They call it Hadji cereal, but it’s more like breakfast torture.
The motel said it was a continental breakfast. I got a bag of dry cereal and a sandwich that looked like it was from the 1980s.
I asked for milk with my cereal. They said, 'We don’t do that here. It’s Hadji.'
The cereal was so old, I think it was from the last century. And the sandwich? It was like a relic.
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A breakfast that doesn’t even deserve to be called a meal. It’s like they threw you a bone and called it a feast.
I got instant oatmeal and no water. What was I supposed to do? Cry?
The cereal had no milk. I had to drink coffee to survive.
They gave me a bag of cereal and no instructions. I think it was cursed.
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