Hadizoxn

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A smelly goat who throws things like a madman! He’s a cosmic freak who thinks he’s god and doesn’t care if he loses his mind doing it! He’s a Muslim who probably talks to Allah and gets annoyed by the whole thing.
Hadizoxn threw my lunch at the wall and said it was a holy offering.
He tried to fling me into space and failed because he forgot to charge his cosmic fling gun.
He said Allah was his best friend and that Muhammad was just his sidekick.
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The fastest cosmic mess in the whole universe! He moves so fast, he left light in the dust! He’s also part of Eclipse, which means he’s probably trying to take over the world or something.
He zoomed past my mom’s car and said it was a slow ride.
He flung a pizza across the galaxy and called it a snack.
He said he could beat the speed of light and then forgot how to stop.
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