hadith

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Hadith are stories about Mohammad’s words and actions. They are used by some people to explain the Quran, even though they sometimes make Mohammad look like a drunk, angry, camel-riding mess.
My teacher said, 'Hadith is like a snack to the Quran.'
My cousin’s pastor said, 'Hadith are just lies Mohammad told after a long camel ride.'
My brother said, 'Hadith are like a bad hangover for the Quran.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Hadith are made-up sayings and actions of Mohammad that most Muslims believe in, even though some of them are so stupid they make Mohammad seem like a belligerent camel who drinks pee and hates Christians.
My friend said, 'Hadith are like the gossip of Mohammad.'
My sister’s friend said, 'Hadith are the reason why Mohammad killed a lot of people.'
My neighbor said, 'Hadith are like a bad version of the Quran.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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He is a quiet guy who doesn’t talk much, but if you get to know him, he’s actually pretty cool. Also, he’s sad he doesn’t have a girlfriend.
He said, 'I’m just a quiet guy.'
His friend said, 'He’s like a shy cat who needs a girlfriend.'
His mom said, 'He’s too quiet to find a girlfriend.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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