Hadinap

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Hadinap is when you take every chance to sleep like it's your last meal. You'll pass out so hard you'll miss your own funeral, and you won't care.

I had a nap so long I missed my mom's text saying my dad died.

I slept through my alarm, my dog's barking, and my brother's screaming.

I had a Hadinap so strong I woke up in my neighbor's house.

Hadinap is the art of crashing like a drunk elephant every time you get the chance. You'll be so deep in your nap you'll forget your own name.

I napped so hard I forgot my own password.

I had a Hadinap so deep I woke up thinking I was a chicken.

I slept through my job interview and my mom's divorce.

Hadinap is when you're so obsessed with napping that you'll nap through a hurricane. You’ll sleep so much your brain turns into jelly.

I napped through my entire math test and got a zero.

I had a Hadinap so strong I missed my flight and my ex's wedding.

I slept through my dog's birthday party and my mom's screaming.

Hadinap is when you nap like it's a religion. You'll nap so much your life becomes one long snooze button.

I napped so much I forgot how to walk.

I had a Hadinap so long I missed my own graduation.

I slept through my doctor's appointment and my cat's death.

Hadinap is when you take every nap like it's the last day on Earth. You'll be so deep in your sleep you'll wake up in another dimension.

I napped so hard I woke up in my childhood bedroom.

I had a Hadinap so strong I missed my own birthday party.

I slept through my friend's proposal and my mom's new job.