Hadii

Hadii tried to commit suicide three times this week. He’s not even mad he failed.

He texted his mom: 'I’m dead. I swear.' Then he fell asleep on the couch.

At school, he told his teacher, 'I’m dying today. Let me go.' She said, 'No, you’re just tired.'

Hadii skipped breakfast, lunch, and dinner because he was too busy being dead.

He told his best friend, 'I’m going to die. I’m going to die right now.' Then he went to bed.

He got into a fight with a vending machine because it wouldn’t give him a snack. That’s when he decided to die.

Hadii sent a tweet: 'I give up. Life is too hard. I’m dying.' It had 2 likes and 1 retweet from his grandma.

He stood on the school roof and yelled, 'I’m dying! I’m dying!' Then he went home and played video games.

He asked his teacher if he could die early. She said, 'No, you’re not even halfway through the year.'

Hadii failed his math test and immediately tried to die. He failed again.

He told his parents, 'I’m going to die. I don’t want to live anymore.' Then he ate a whole pizza.

He tried to drown himself in the bathtub but forgot to turn on the water.

Hadii tried to die during lunch. He didn’t even finish his sandwich.

He texted his best friend: 'I’m dead. I’m dead. I’m dead.' Then he fell asleep.

He tried to die during math class. The teacher didn’t even notice.

Hadii tried to die three times in one day. He didn’t even care he failed.

He told his teacher, 'I’m dying today. I swear.' She said, 'No, you’re just tired.' Then he went to sleep.

He tried to die in the bathtub, but it was too loud. He gave up.