hadidios

My cousin is hadidios, he wears socks with sandals and talks like a robot.

She called me hadidios in front of my whole class, I still hate her.

My dog is hadidios, he eats my homework and stares at me like I owe him money.

That guy is hadidios, he looks like he fell into a trash can and didn't wash off.

My neighbor's cat is hadidios, it has three ears and a nose that smells like onions.

My math teacher is hadidios, she wears a hat made of calculators and eats chalk for breakfast.