Hadi Wrong

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When you blurt out something so stupid that every person of the opposite sex will never look at you again and might even throw up

'I dated a guy who thought the moon was made of cheese.', said during a job interview

Texted a girl 'I think your mom is a witch' in front of her entire family

Told your crush 'I like you but I also like my dog more' at a party

When you say something so dumb it makes your whole face look like it just got hit by a truck and your future is ruined

At a first date: 'I think your eyes are from a different species.'

Told your crush 'You’re like my second mom' in front of your actual mom

Said to your ex 'You were okay, but I liked my last ex more' in front of everyone

When you say something so bad that you might as well be a ghost haunting the opposite sex forever

Texted a girl 'I think your dog is a spy' during a serious conversation

Told your crush 'You’re cute but I like my dog more' at a concert

Said in front of your crush's whole family 'I think your dog is your real love'

When you say something so stupid it makes the opposite sex question their life choices and maybe even their parents

Said to your crush 'You're like my second dog' during a first date

Told your crush 'Your dog is hotter than you' in front of her whole family

Texted a girl 'I think your dog is a wizard' during a serious conversation

When you say something so dumb that the opposite sex might throw you out of a window and never speak to you again

Told your crush 'You’re okay but I like my dog more' during a serious conversation

Said to a girl 'Your dog is better than you' in front of her whole family

Texted your crush 'I think your dog is a king' during a date

When you say something so stupid it could make the opposite sex lose their job and their self-respect all at once

Told your crush 'You’re like my second dog' at a concert

Said 'Your dog is hotter than you' in front of her entire family

Texted a girl 'I think your dog is a wizard' during a first date