Hadi Syndrome

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Loving Taylor Swift so much it hurts your brain and makes you cry at concerts like a baby

I cried when she sang 'Enchanted' at the concert. I looked like a sobbing toddler.

I texted my mom during the concert: 'Taylor Swift is the love of my life. I am dying.'

I passed out during the concert. My friends had to carry me out like I was a drunk idiot.

Preferring girls in movies and TV over real girls because they don't talk back or give you side-eye

I told my sister I'd rather date Bella from Twilight than her. She threw a shoe at me.

I skipped a movie to watch it again because the girl was too pretty for the boy.

I cried when the girl in the movie got rejected. I didn't care about the guy.

Being a guy who suddenly thinks he's a feminist just because he likes a girl in a movie

I told my friend I'm a feminist now. He said, 'You're not. You're just sad you didn't get a girl in a movie.'

I started arguing with my dad about equality because of a movie. He called me a 'pussy feminist.'

I changed my Instagram bio to 'Feminist Guy.' My mom laughed so hard she spilled coffee.