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Jokes so weak they make your grandpa look like a stand-up comedian. Like telling someone to ‘go back to the dishwater’ or claiming ‘I’ve got six kids in my wine cellar.’ It’s like watching a toddler try to tell a joke.
‘You’re not even funny enough to be my sidekick.’
‘I have 12 kids in my garage and they’re all in the NBA.’
‘Go back to the laundry room and do your chores.’
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The kind of jokes that make your brain want to quit. ‘Go back to the kitchen’ is just a fancy way of saying ‘I don’t even know you.’ And ‘I have kids in my basement’ is just a lie you tell to look cool.
‘I don’t even know you, so go back to the fryer.’
‘I have 10 kids in my basement and they’re all lawyers.’
‘I’ve got a kid in my basement who’s richer than you.’
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Jokes that are so bad they should be exiled to the trash can. ‘Go back to the kitchen’ is just a slap on the wrist. ‘I have kids in my basement’ is just a fancy way of saying ‘I’m a bad parent.’
‘You’re not even funny enough to be my neighbor.’
‘I have 50 kids in my basement and they’re all in the mafia.’
‘Go back to the kitchen and stop talking to me.’
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