Hadfield Syndrome

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When a guy who can’t kick a ball to save his life tries to act like a boss by joining a football team just so he can be the boss of it
I’m the manager now. You’re all my lackeys.
I’m not here to play. I’m here to manage.
I’ve got a title. You’ve got nothing.
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A guy who can’t even pass the ball properly decides he’s going to run a team because he thinks he’s a legend
I’m the best of both worlds. I play and I lead.
You’re all just here to back me up.
I’m not just a player. I’m a legend.
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A dude who can’t even get a pass right thinks he’s the boss of the team because he got a stupid title
I’m not just on the team. I’m the team.
I have a title. You don’t.
I’m the boss. You’re the background.
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