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Hadewych is a sugar-coated nightmare who writes poetry about her own beauty and wears clothes that cost more than your entire life. Her eyes are like glitter on a toilet seat, and she’s so good in bed it’s like she’s got a magic wand. She’s the kind of girl who makes you feel like dirt and then gives you a gold star.
Hadewych just texted me: 'I wrote a poem about my eyelashes. It’s epic.'
My mom said Hadewych is 'the kind of girl who could make a saint cry.'
Hadewych’s outfit today looked like it was stolen from a billionaire's closet.