Hadessa

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Hadessa is a walking disaster who acts like a genius but fails at everything. She’s sweet when she’s not being a total idiot. She’s smart but doesn’t show it. She’s hot and people love her. She’s got more stress than a teacher on report card day.
Hadessa tried to text me during math and got a 20 on the test.
She said she’d finish her homework, then watched seven hours of TikTok.
She cried when she spilled coffee on her shirt but laughed when she got a B.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hadessa is a smart mess who talks like she’s the president but acts like a toddler. She’s pretty and people like her. She’s got more stress than a kid on a sugar rush.
She said she’d do her project, then spent the whole weekend playing video games.
She got a perfect score on the math test but failed English because she wrote ‘I love pizza’ as her essay.
She told me she’d be on time, then showed up 30 minutes late with a donut.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hadessa is a genius who acts like a idiot. She’s sweet and pretty and people love her. She’s got more stress than a kid on a sugar high.
She promised me she’d finish her homework, then posted three selfies and a TikTok.
She got an A on the science test but got a D because she wrote ‘I hate life’ as her essay.
She said she’d be ready for the presentation, then showed up with a hoodie on and no notes.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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