Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who thinks Disney’s Hercules is the best movie ever and would fight you in the Underworld to prove it.

I’d rather be dead than watch any other movie.

If Hades wasn’t in that movie, I’d rip my own soul out.

I live in the Underworld now. Just ask my neighbor.

2

Someone who worships Hades so much, they probably got a tattoo of him and his hellish dogs.

I got a tattoo of Hades. It’s on my ass. Just like his punishment.

I talk to Hades every day. He’s my best friend.

I even named my cat Cerberus. He’s a good listener.

3

A person who would punch you in the face if you said the Underworld was boring.

I’ve punched three people for saying the Underworld was boring.

I don’t know how to live without Hades in my life.

If you ever say ‘boring’ again, I’ll drag you to the Underworld.

4

A human who thinks Hades is the most handsome god and would kill you for saying otherwise.

I’ve killed two people for calling Hades ugly.

Hades is my love. My life. My everything.

If you don’t think Hades is the best-looking god, I’ll make you my next victim.

5

A person who knows every line of Hades in Hercules and will yell it at you if you don’t.

I know every line of Hades by heart. I can recite it in my sleep.

You don’t know Hades’ lines? I’ll yell them at you until you do.

I can sing Hades’ lines in the shower. It’s a daily ritual.

6

Someone who thinks being in the Underworld is the best thing ever and would rather be dead than not be a Hadesean.

I’d rather be dead than not be a Hadesean.

I live in the Underworld. I don’t even miss my old life.

If I could be dead forever, I would. Just like Hades.