Hades lady

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A girl who was probably born in the devil’s pants.
She showed up in class and immediately set the fire alarm off.
Her crush just got expelled for fighting her in the hallway.
She texted me: 'I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks. And a prayer.'
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A girl who looks like she was made from bad vibes and worse choices.
She texted me: 'I’ll haunt your dreams if you don’t bring me pizza.'
She turned my lunch into a war zone with her fork.
She sat next to me and my pencil started crying.
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A girl who came from the worst part of the afterlife and brought her whole family with her.
She showed up at the party and made the DJ quit.
She texted me: 'Your mom’s not the worst thing about you.'
She walked into the room and my math test started burning.
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