Hades dog

My neighbor’s Hades dog looked at me and I forgot why I hate Mondays.

I tried to ignore the Hades dog. It stared me down like I owed it money.

That Hades dog is the reason I skipped breakfast and my gym class.

I saw the Hades dog and I immediately texted my ex.

The Hades dog walked by and my math test went up in smoke.

That Hades dog is the only thing keeping me from quitting school.

The Hades dog showed up at my job and I got fired for smiling too much.

I saw the Hades dog and I forgot my password and my pants.

That Hades dog is why I skipped my mom’s birthday and my dentist appointment.