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Gay butt f***ing. No fancy words. Just plain old butt f***ing.

You think you're getting away with it? I saw you sneaking off with that guy in the back of the van.

He said it was just a drink. It was a drink. And then it was a f***ing drink.

I don’t know what he did. But I know what he didn’t do. He didn’t stay in the car.

Two guys f***ing like they’re on fire and the world is ending.

He texted me: 'I’m going to die. I’m going to die in the most glorious way.'

He said it was just a meet-up. It was a meet-up. And then it was a f***ing meet-up.

He came out of the bathroom. He looked like he had been ran over by a truck and then f***ed by a dragon.

When two guys go at it like they’re in a cage match and someone’s gonna die.

He called me at 2 a. m. He said, 'I’ve been f***ed by a beast. I’m not coming back.'

She texted me: 'He came out of the bathroom like he’d been f***ed by a beast.'

He said he was just going to grab a coffee. He came back with a f***ing coffee and a f***ing bruise.

When two guys f*** like they’re in a war and they’re both trying to kill each other.

He said he was just going to grab a drink. He came back with a f***ing drink and a f***ing black eye.

He texted me: 'I don’t know what I did. But I know what I didn’t do. I didn’t stay in the car.'

He looked like he had been hit by a truck and then f***ed by a dragon.

When two guys f*** like they’re in a movie and they’re both the main characters.

He said, 'I didn’t know it was going to be a f***ing movie.'

He texted me: 'I just got f***ed by a star. I’m not coming back.'

He came out of the bathroom looking like he’d just been f***ed by a movie star.

When two guys f*** like they’re in a video game and they’re both trying to win.

He said, 'I didn’t know it was going to be a f***ing video game.'

He texted me: 'I’ve been f***ed by a level 100 ninja.'

He came out of the bathroom like he’d just been f***ed by a video game.