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the kid who smells like old pizza and thinks he's a genius because he's been high for three years straight
he tried to do a math test and just drew a dragon on the paper
he said he was going to be a scientist when he grows up, but he still doesn't know what a period is
he tried to explain why the sky is blue and it took 20 minutes and involved a lot of mushrooms
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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the human version of a raccoon who eats your lunch and still forgets to do your homework
he ate my sandwich and then asked for a pencil because he forgot his name
he tried to write his essay on a napkin and it got crumpled up and thrown away
he told the teacher he was going to be a king when he grew up, but he still doesn't know how to spell 'king'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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the kid who thinks he's a rockstar and spends more time on his hair than on his schoolwork
he spent 45 minutes braiding his hair and then cried when he failed the test
he tried to sing a song during math class and the teacher gave him a time-out
he wrote his name on the wall with a pencil and then forgot to do his homework
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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