hademon

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A hademon is a half-human half-demon freak who only shows up once in like 294 years. If you ever meet one, you’re the luckiest piece of trash on Earth because they’re nice and weird.
I saw a hademon in the mall and it started talking to the cereal mascot.
My cousin claimed he dated a hademon and got kicked out of heaven.
The teacher said there was a hademon in the class and it passed the test with 100%.
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A hademon is a demon-human mix so rare it’s like finding a clean sock in a laundry pile. They’re kind, but don’t let them near your soul.
My dog turned into a hademon after eating too much pizza.
The hademon in the library whispered secrets to the books.
My mom said I was a hademon because I stole her fries.
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A hademon is a human with a demon inside, and you only get one every 294 years. If you find one, you’re the luckiest person on Earth. They’re nice, but they’ll ruin your life if you don’t treat them right.
I dated a hademon and now I live in a closet.
The hademon in my neighborhood eats my homework.
My brother’s hademon friend turned his math teacher into a chicken.
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A hademon is a human-demon hybrid so rare it only shows up once every 294 years. You’re the luckiest human alive if you meet one. They’re cool, but don’t make them mad.
I saw a hademon at the park and it drew a mustache on the mayor.
My friend’s hademon cousin turned his pet goldfish into a rock band.
The hademon in my math class solved the problem before the question was even asked.
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A hademon is a half-human half-demon weirdo that only shows up once in 294 years. If you meet one, you’re the luckiest person on the planet because they’re kind and have a weird soul.
My neighbor’s hademon brother turned his lawn into a lava pit.
I saw a hademon at the movies and it whispered the ending to the whole theater.
My teacher said I was a hademon because I didn’t do my homework.
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A hademon is a human with a demon soul, and they only come once every 294 years. If you meet one, you’re the luckiest human ever. They’re kind, but don’t let them near your soul.
My dad’s hademon uncle turned his car into a dragon.
The hademon at the school made the principal sing karaoke.
I saw a hademon in the food court and it ate the whole pizza.
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