Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who thinks a kid’s face is the best part of a pizza.

He asked for a picture of my little cousin and said 'I want to eat her.'

He tried to convince my brother that math class was a 'date.'

He sent me a DM that said 'Your niece is cute. I’m coming to her house.'

2

A man who thinks being tall is a superpower and uses it to stare down kids.

He followed my sister to the mall and asked if she wanted a 'special discount.'

He stood in front of my neighbor’s kid and said 'I’m your new dad.'

He asked my friend’s brother if he wanted to 'hang out' after school.

3

A guy who thinks a kid’s laugh is the best kind of free food.

He smiled at my brother and said 'You’re going to be my favorite.'

He tried to give my friend a candy bar and said 'This is a bribe.'

He told my cousin that he was 'going to be famous.'

4

A man who thinks a kid’s backpack is a portal to another dimension.

He opened my brother’s backpack and said 'I’m going to take you with me.'

He asked my friend if he wanted to 'explore the universe.'

He told my cousin that he was 'going to take him on a trip.'

5

A person who thinks being a kid is like being a superhero with no powers.

He told my sister that she was 'going to be a legend.'

He asked my brother if he wanted to 'go to the moon.'

He sent my friend a message that said 'You’re my favorite hero.'