hadeem

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A human shaped blob who refuses to move unless forced, and only speaks when they feel like it, usually after you've asked them three times

'Yo, Hadeem, you gonna come?' 'No.' 'You sure?' 'Yeah.' 'You gonna come?' 'Yes.'

He sat there like a donut with no filling, and when he finally spoke, it was just to say 'I'm hungry.'

Tried to wake him up for lunch, he just mumbled 'I'm not a dog.'

A person who looks like they ate a whole pizza, and still manages to be a pain in the ass, only talking when they feel like it, which is never

He came to the party, ate half the snacks, and then just sat there like he was waiting for a coupon.

You asked him what he wanted for dinner, he just said 'I don't know.' Then fell asleep.

Tried to get him to help move the couch, he said 'Why?' and then went back to watching TikTok.

A human who is as stubborn as a donkey, takes up three seats, and only speaks if you poke him with a stick

He was sitting on the couch like it was his throne, and when I asked him what he wanted, he just said 'I don't know.'

We were in the middle of a conversation, and he just stared at me like I was a math problem.

Tried to tell him about the new video game, he just said 'I'm not interested.' and went back to his phone.

A chunky human who is like a stone, and only speaks when they feel like it, which is never, unless you ask them five times

He was there for the whole meeting, and when I asked him what he thought, he just said 'I don't know.'

Tried to get him to help with the groceries, he just said 'No.' and went back to his TV.

We were in the middle of a conversation, and he just stared at me like I was a ghost.

A human who looks like they were made of dough, and only talks when you ask them, which is usually after you've asked them three times

He came to the party, ate all the pizza, and then just sat there like he was waiting for a coupon.

We were in the middle of a conversation, and he just said 'I don't know.'

Tried to tell him about the new video game, he just said 'No.' and went back to his phone.

A person who is so chunky they look like a couch, and only speaks when they feel like it, which is usually never, unless you ask them five times

He sat there like a couch, and when I asked him what he wanted, he just said 'I don't know.'

We were in the middle of a conversation, and he just stared at me like I was a problem.

Tried to get him to help with the groceries, he just said 'No.' and went back to his phone.