Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone spreads total lies about you so bad you wish you were dead.

My ex said I cheated with my dog and my brother's ghost.

The kid said I peed in the principal's coffee and his sock drawer.

My mom told everyone I stole a pizza and got fired from the moon.

2

When people make you look like a total disaster even if you're just a little messy.

My friend said I threw up in a taxi and sang opera.

My neighbor claimed I broke my dog's face with a sandwich.

My teacher said I fought a chicken in the hallway.

3

When someone yells so much about you that even your dog gets tired of it.

My coworker said I stole the company lunch and cried in the microwave.

My brother told everyone I got kicked out of a library for eating a hot dog.

My boss said I yelled at a computer and it yelled back.

4

When people talk so badly about you that you start questioning your own existence.

My friend said I slept with my math teacher and my uncle's calculator.

My classmate told everyone I got expelled for stealing a pencil and a dream.

My mom said I ran away from home to live with a robot.

5

When someone makes you look like the worst version of yourself, even if you're just okay.

My brother said I got fired for talking to the ceiling.

My neighbor said I screamed at a toaster and it screamed back.

My teacher said I failed a test because I forgot my brain at home.

6

When people spread such bad rumors that you start to believe you're a monster.

My friend said I stole a unicorn and got eaten by a math problem.

My cousin said I got kicked out of a spaceship for eating too much pizza.

My classmate said I cried in a volcano and it cried back.