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Flapping your mouth like a stuck pig while trying to flirt with someone. Usually ends with you getting called a f***ing twerp and walking away like a loser.
I tried to chat up the barista, but she just laughed and said, 'You’re the worst.'
He tried to hit on my sister and ended up getting kicked out of the diner.
I asked the girl at the coffee shop out, and she said, 'You’re a f***ing dweeb.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Losing in court so many times it feels like you’re the court’s personal joke.
He lost the case again, and the judge just sighed and said, 'I give up.'
She’s been losing in court for years, and no one even notices anymore.
This guy lost his case for the third time this week, and the judge was like, 'Just leave.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Snatching someone’s food like a feral dog in a restaurant, even though it wasn’t yours.
He grabbed my burger and ate it like it was his last meal.
She took my fries and said, 'I’m hungry, and you’re not.'
He stole my pizza and ran out of the restaurant like a thief.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Acting like a silly goose for a little while. It’s annoying.
She acted like a total dork during the whole meeting.
He was being a silly goose for no reason at all.
She said something ridiculous and everyone laughed at her.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A super tough athlete who’s obsessed with working out and is nice to all girls, but only the weird one is his favorite.
He’s the strongest guy in the gym, and he’s nice to everyone, but he only likes the weird girl.
This guy’s a total beast at the gym, and he’s nice to all the girls, but only the weird one is his favorite.
He works out like a madman and is super nice, but he only likes the weird girl.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A sailor with a bad temper and a love for alcohol. He curses like a sailor in a storm.
He got drunk and yelled at the whole restaurant like he was in a sea storm.
He cursed so much that the whole crew had to cover their ears.
He drank so much and cursed so loud that the whole town heard him.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A smelly vagina that’s so bad you’d rather eat a dead rat than touch it.
That girl’s fanny smells like a dead rat in a landfill.
Her stink was so bad I had to leave the room.
She had a smell so bad that the whole restaurant got a free refund.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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