Haddock Slammer

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a big cock that slams into a pussy like it's the last donut at the bakery.

I tried to haddock slam her but she was too fast, like a cheetah with a warrant.

He haddock slammed me so hard I thought my pants were gonna start a fight.

My buddy got haddock slammed by a girl in the back of a bus. It was legendary.

a cock so big it could make a vagina blush and scream at the same time.

That haddock slam made me dizzy, like I’d been hit by a truck full of confetti.

She haddock slammed me in the hallway, and the janitor had to clean up the mess.

I got haddock slammed so hard I thought my brain was gonna quit its job.

a cock that hits a pussy like it’s a punchline to the worst joke ever.

He haddock slammed me so bad I thought my hips were gonna start a union.

I tried to haddock slam her, but she was like a brick wall with a PhD.

That haddock slam was so strong it woke up my dog from a nap.

a cock that slams into a vagina like it’s trying to break the sound barrier.

That haddock slam was louder than my mom’s voice when she found out I ate the last slice of pizza.

He haddock slammed me like a door being slammed by a bear.

I got haddock slammed so hard my neighbor thought there was a fight in the hallway.

a cock so strong it could make a vagina cry and then ask for a raise.

She haddock slammed me so hard I thought my legs were gonna start a band.

He haddock slammed me like a microwave on full power.

I got haddock slammed so bad my face turned into a red balloon.

a cock that hits a pussy like it’s trying to take over the world.

He haddock slammed me so hard my teeth started a karate class.

I tried to haddock slam her but she was like a superhero with a PhD.

That haddock slam was so strong it made my socks start a union.