haddock pasty

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A stinking hole that smells like old fish and bad decisions. Nobody would eat it, even if they were drunk and desperate.

My aunt's haddock pasty was so bad, I think it had a side of regret.

That haddock pasty was like a fart in a fish market.

I tried to eat a haddock pasty. My dog ran away.

A woman’s parts. The kind of parts that get used by every guy who walks by.

My mom’s haddock pasty was used by 10 guys in one day.

That haddock pasty was a real-life party for the boys.

She’s got a haddock pasty so good, even the janitor got a taste.

A fishy fanny that reeks like a dead fish got dumped in a trash can.

That haddock pasty smelled like my brother’s socks after a week in the closet.

I thought I was eating fish. Turns out I was eating a haddock pasty.

The haddock pasty hit me like a fish slap in the face.