haddock pastie

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A stinky butt that smells like old fish. It’s the kind of butt that makes you want to run away and never come back.
My cousin's haddock pastie smelled like a fish market after a hurricane.
He said he'd rather eat a shoe than touch that haddock pastie.
She walked in and the whole room knew it was a haddock pastie situation.
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A smelly snatch that’s so gross, even the rats stay away. It’s like a fish market exploded in there.
That girl’s haddock pastie made me want to cry.
He asked her to stop walking in the hallway, it was a haddock pastie disaster.
I saw the haddock pastie and immediately turned around.
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A woman’s bits. They’re usually covered in something bad, like fish guts or old shoes.
My mom’s haddock pastie is like a fish tank on a bad day.
He got a look at her haddock pastie and ran out of the room.
She said she’d never let anyone touch her haddock pastie again.
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