haddock mitten

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the place where a lady keeps her snacks and secrets
My mom’s haddock mitten is full of candy and gossip.
He asked her for a snack, but she said he had to earn it.
Her haddock mitten was the reason the whole school knew about the crush.
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the bottom part of a lady’s legs that you wish you had
He said her haddock mitten was smoother than his mom’s face.
She showed off her haddock mitten and he dropped his phone.
He tried to touch her haddock mitten and got caught by her mom.
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the secret spot where a lady hides her power
She used her haddock mitten to win the spelling bee.
He said she had a magic haddock mitten.
She told him to never touch her haddock mitten again.
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