haddock haven

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A place where a lady's private parts are so good they feel like a fish market at noon.
'That girl’s haddock haven is like a seafood buffet for my soul.'
'He got lost in her haddock haven and never came back.'
'She walked into the club, and the whole place became her haddock haven.'
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A lady's private area that's so amazing, it makes your brain short-circuit.
'I entered her haddock haven and forgot my own name.'
'He had a heart attack from her haddock haven.'
'That haddock haven was so good, I cried like a baby.'
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A lady's private zone that’s so good, it’s like being paid to be happy.
'She gave me a haddock haven and a raise.'
'I went into her haddock haven and didn’t come out for three days.'
'That haddock haven was worth every bad decision I ever made.'
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