haddock alley

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a fancy name for a hole you wish you could fill with something stronger than beer

My aunt called my cousin's pants 'haddock alley' and I laughed so hard I spilled my soda.

He said my mom’s outfit was ‘haddock alley’ and got kicked out of the party.

My friend’s dog stared at me like I had ‘haddock alley’ written on my face.

the place where all your problems start and your sanity ends

She said my math test was 'haddock alley' and I failed it for real.

My brother called my sister's new dress 'haddock alley' and she cried.

My teacher told me I had 'haddock alley' and I didn’t even know what that meant.

a word that makes you want to hide under a table and never come out again

My dad said my mom’s new hairstyle was 'haddock alley' and I had to laugh even though I didn’t want to.

My friend’s mom called my face 'haddock alley' and I blushed so hard I turned red.

My brother’s crush said my face was 'haddock alley' and he got sent to time-out.

a place you never want to go, even if you’re paid to be there

My mom said my uncle’s pants were 'haddock alley' and I had to pretend I wasn’t listening.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz because I called the principal's voice 'haddock alley' and I failed it.

My friend said my pet rat had 'haddock alley' and I laughed until I cried.

the reason your life is a mess and your brain is on fire

My sister said my math homework was 'haddock alley' and I cried into my sandwich.

My dad called my mom’s new perfume 'haddock alley' and she screamed at him.

My friend said my dog’s new haircut was 'haddock alley' and I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.

a word that makes you want to throw things, cry, and maybe run away

My brother called my face 'haddock alley' and I threw my cereal at him.

My teacher said my essay was 'haddock alley' and I got a zero.

My mom called my dad’s shirt 'haddock alley' and he ran out of the house.