Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you get repeatedly smacked in the face by the law like a kid who forgot to do their homework

I lost my case for the 10th time this year. Haddock, pure haddock.

The judge just laughed at me. Haddock, baby.

My lawyer quit. Haddock, for life.

2

when you act like a brain-dead goldfish for a little while

I forgot my name. Haddock.

I walked into a wall. Haddock.

I thought the sky was a giant cheese sandwich. Haddock.

3

when you strut around like a peacock trying to flirt but you're just a big dumb twerp

He hit on my sister. I called him a big dumb twerp. Haddock.

He asked me out. I said he looked like a horse. Haddock.

He tried to impress me. I laughed in his face. Haddock.

4

when you steal someone else's food like a hungry rat in a restaurant

I ate the whole steak my friend ordered. Haddock.

I took her fries. She looked at me like I was a thief. Haddock.

He took my burger. I took his drink. Haddock.

5

a gym bro who’s like a superhero but only likes one girl and she’s the weird one

He’s the strongest guy in the gym, but he likes the weird girl. Haddock.

He lifts weights like a beast, but he only eyes up the weird one. Haddock.

He’s a legend, but he’s obsessed with the weird girl. Haddock.

6

a smelly sailor who drinks like a fish and cusses like a sailor in a storm

He reeked of alcohol and seafood. Haddock.

He cussed at the sea. Haddock.

He drank all day and cursed at me. Haddock.

7

a stinky snatch that smells like old socks and bad decisions

Her snatch was worse than my brother’s sock drawer. Haddock.

He walked into a room and smelled like a gym sock. Haddock.

She’s got the worst snatch I’ve ever seen. Haddock.