Haddish, haddUish, haddisH

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A loud, obnoxious way of talking that sounds like a confused goose on meth
"I’m like, literally, *literally* stressed, okay?", from a kid who has never been stressed before
She said, "This is the *best* pizza ever," while eating a frozen pizza from the gas station
He yelled, "I’m gonna *scream* at you!", then whispered it
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When someone speaks like they’re reading a bad horror novel while their brain is on fire
"I was *literally* *literally* *literally* tired," said the guy who got eight hours of sleep
She said, "I’m *literally* *literally* *literally* going to cry,", and she didn’t even cry
He whispered, "I’m *literally* *literally* *literally* going to fail,", and he failed math
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Talking so much that it feels like your mouth is trying to take over your whole body
"I *literally* *literally* *literally* did it,", but he didn’t even do it
She said, "I’m *literally* *literally* *literally* going to win,", and she lost
He said, "I’m *literally* *literally* *literally* going to eat this whole pizza,", and he ate it
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